You might be wondering where the hell I’ve been. Well, I didn’t have my laptop last week so I couldn’t type out the Episode 4 recap. Why this is still late, don’t judge. The point is is that today, for being so patient, you get TWO recaps for the price of one! So, after a week and a half, let’s dive in to some sclops. OH YEAH! HIGH FIVE!
- Baby Sleuths
A triple homicide? Only one team can figure this out: the Baby Sleuths.
Come on, let’s start the show. To be honest, I don’t like how this overstays it’s welcome to the point where it’s almost 2 minutes long.
- The Beast Vs. 5 Hungry Dogs
Yeah, I’m not spoiling who the beast is.
- On and On
Semen is a demon.
- Ilanda Glazer Does Accents
Ilanda Glazer makes fun of British people by making them drool.
- Preteen with a Predator Head
My favorite 90s sitcom.
- Coked Up Paddle Boarder
He’s in peace.
- Anniversary Gift
A woman explains to her husband why she can’t go swimming with dolphins.
- Preteen with a Predator Head
Tonight, Tabatha goes through some troubling dilemmas.
- TV Guidance Councilor
Time to talk about TV sex.
- Ugly Villains
This guy’s not a big fan of ugly villains.
- Stinky Carrot
That carrot’s got that stank on.
- You see something?
- Fruit Blood: This is how we screw
Another classic Fruit Blood performance.
- Happy Birthday Jimmy Fallon
Didn’t know it was his birthday.
- Ugly Dog
Why does no one want to pay attention to the talking dog? He just wants to have fun.
It was definitely better than the last episode, which I wasn’t amused by. I still can’t say that this episode is as good as the first two though. It definitely belongs somewhere in the middle.
Final Rating: 6 Hungry Dogs out of 10. Even though there were 5, I don’t care. Let’s move on the Episode 5.
- Spy on Your Lover
We see how much Brad Neely doesn’t want a TV-MA-L rating.
- What your dad dreams about, BUT…
Proof that everything is cuter with a bang.
- Wrong Face
The wrong face to make.
Like Paddington, but with Colin Firth and Colin Farrell.
- The Host
A song about the host of the party.
- Wrong Face 2
But this time, it’s a leg face.
- Baby Cakes in…My Dog is a Ghost
Baby Cakes is here to talk about his Ghost Dog. It’s kinda like Ghost Dad, but 100% more Dog and 100% less Bill Cosby.
- Hot Pockets
The good Hot Pockets ad campaign.
- Black and White Mad Libs
They could’ve gone more far out with what they chose.
- Wrong Face 3: Revenge of the Wrong Face
A man shows the truth in this twist ending.
- I Always See Kanye West
Kanye’s the mayor, yo.
- Hamster Band
The new hit single from the Hamster Band.
- …What Your Mom Dreams About.
Ok, now it makes sense.
- Today’s Special
A deal for a new Cast Iron Skillet.
- “Something I Read” with Chelsea Peretti
A tale of Lewis Carroll clones.
- Fruit Blood: #27
He has never ever ever ever ever washed his hands. Gross.
If I made a list from Best to Worst for this series so far it’d have to go 2, 5, 1, 4, 3. Like I’ve said before, this show is pretty much like a button. You push the button, you get a sketch. Whether or not the sketch will be good is completely fucking random. This episode hit a lot of goods.
Final Rating: 8 shits out of 10.
Next week we’ll see if I can actually upload a recap on time! Probably not!