Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell TWICE IN A FUCKING ROW!!!!!! Episodes 20 & 21: Circle Jerk MCMXCVIII & Three Demons and a Demon Baby

Time for a double recap of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell! No, I don’t have anything witty to say. We all have those days.

Circle Jerk MCMXCVIII

We start with Satan practicing a PowerPoint for the conference Circle Jerk 1,998. We then learn that Satan’s real name is Darren Farley, and right after the guy who learns this gets a chopstick shoved up his nose. Standard business.

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Gotta look good for the LAY-DAYS!

Ah the classic “The Chief Executive isn’t as Executive as you thought” cliché. Kinda sucks if you give it away to early but at Season 3 it works. So there are really about 12 guys just as powerful as Satan, oh I’m sorry, Darren. Turns out Darren is as much Satan as I am. It’s not like the actual Satan’s going in his circle of Hell anytime soon. Darren realizes he made the wrong presentation and has Tony (Dana Snyder’s character and Craig Rowin’s replacement for Season 3 (He said he’ll be back for Season 4 if it gets made)) make the new presentation for him. So he and Gary make it to Circle Jerk 1,998 and bring a really shitty presentation. For once Darren is on Gary and Tony’s level.

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The real Satan.

So after that piece of shit, the real Satan tells Darren that his circle will be head up by Eric, who will turn his circle into green toxic slush. So in a typical Your Pretty Face ending, they just kill em. Eric AND Satan. Since Kip (the glutton demon) pushed Satan down, he is the new Satan. So Tony and Gary’s stupid ass idea (presented by Darren) is now going into practice.

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See kids, dreams CAN come true!

I thought it was way better than the last episode. While not as creative as Seasons 1 & 2 were, this episode at least shows they can continue steam without Claude.

Final Rating: 7 Satan Copycats out of 10.

And now, because last week was a rough week for me, let’s get down with Episode 3! Hey, remember Craig Rowin and how he’s not in Season 3? Apparently, he actually wrote this next episode!

Three Demons and a Demon Baby

While sailing across the lagoon of puke, Satan (yeah his name is Darren but he’ll kill us all if we keep calling him that) decides that he wants a son. He chooses an underwear model that I WOULD say isn’t possible for this show, but the episode Witches has taught me otherwise. After that he FLIES OFF WITH HIS ROCKET BOOTS!!!

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It only gets better from here.

They couldn’t get the underwear model anyway, but they got a woman so whatever. So Satan is going to turn into a serpent, go into her vagina, and inject her with his seed. Unfortunately for Gary he didn’t get to use the semen of 1000 murderers.

Satan couldn’t see very well and, I shit you not, ended up entering Gary’s asshole and cumming inside Gary instead of the woman. Yes, this also impregnates him. We all make mistakes, for better or worse. Gary’s emotions start to show while the antichrist grows in him. After the nazi doctor talks to Gary about this little motherfucker, and Gary gives a very heartwarming speech about his butt baby, 9 months pass and Satan eventually finds out the awful truth that he fucked Gary. Seeing this as a failed experiment, Satan tries to dispose of Gary in only the most YPFIGTH way possible: shutting down the elevator Gary is in. Then his water breaks. Out his ass. And then the baby is born. Time to feast!

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Don’t you curse in front of my son. I WANT TRON TO BE RAISED IN A NURTURING ENVIRONMENT!!

This episode is fucked up but so is [adult swim].

Final Rating: 8 times I swear this is not fanfiction out of 10.

I’ll see you next week I mean Thursday I mean when I actually get around to doing it when I get into the next Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.

In the meantime, you can watch the latest episodes on the official website at adultswim.com : http://www.adultswim.com/videos/your-pretty-face-is-going-to-hell/

You can also watch every episode from Seasons 1 & 2 on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/your-pretty-face-is-going-to-hell

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https://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/your-pretty-face-is-going/id1160317915
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